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Post by Justin on Feb 5, 2009 17:54:42 GMT -5
I don't know about you, but I get depressed when I'm bored. As well as general conversations, you can use this board to share fun things, jokes, puzzles, sites, etc. to beat the boredom.
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Post by crazyeddie on Feb 7, 2009 18:38:03 GMT -5
Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Tell some jokes!!!!!
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Post by Moonlight on Feb 7, 2009 19:12:30 GMT -5
That reminds me of Spounge Bob. Knock knock. Who's there?? I am!!!!!
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Post by Justin on Feb 8, 2009 8:28:44 GMT -5
If anyone has any jokes they'd like to post, they are welcome to. :-P
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Post by crazyeddie on Feb 8, 2009 13:04:00 GMT -5
Fine. Here's some jokes.
There were three guys traveling in Africa, a Frenchman, Japanese, and an American. They are captured by a tribe of fierce headhunters. The witch doctor says to them, "we are going to slaughter you, but you might take some comfort in the fact that we don't believe in waste here and that therefore every part of your body will go to some use. We will weave baskets out of your hair, we will render your bones for glue, and we will tan your skin and stretch it over wooden frames for canoes. Now we are going to allow you an honorable death, so I will give you each a knife and allow you to say some last words before killing yourselves." The Japanese guy yells "banzai!" and commits hari-kari. The French guy yells "vive la France!" and slits his throat. then the American guy takes the knife, pokes holes all over his body, and yells, "there's your f****** canoe!"
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!
One day a little girl came running into her house yelling, "Mommy, I got five dollars!" The mother was curious, so she asked her child where she got the five dollars from. The little girl replied: ''Tommy down the street gave me five dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree. The mother told her daughter: "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties." ''OOOOhhhh'' said the little girl. The next day the little girl came running into the house yelling, "Mommy, I got ten dollars. The mother asked, "Where did you get the ten dollars from?" The little girl replied, "Tommy down the street gave me ten dollars for doing a cartwheel while he sat up in the tree and laughed." The mother replied: "Didn't I tell you that he is...'' Before the mother could finish, the little girl said, ''Wait Mommy! I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties today.''
Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies lined up on each arm; the other has parrots lined up on his arms.
After a couple of minutes, they both leap off the cliff and fall to the ground.
Laying next to each other in intensive care at the hospital, one moron says to the other, "I don't think much of this budgie jumping."
The other moron replies, "Yeah, I'm not too keen on this parrot gliding either."
A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?"
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Post by Justin on Feb 8, 2009 16:06:24 GMT -5
Lol. Thanks for those.
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Post by Moonlight on Feb 12, 2009 18:15:41 GMT -5
They were great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know anymore??
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Post by Justin on Feb 14, 2009 10:19:36 GMT -5
Other people can add jokes too, if you know any.
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